Dripping Gash

by Petrol Bastard

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released 04 December 2012

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Track Name: Shoot The Dog
PULL YOUR FUCKING COCK OUT AND GIVE ME MY MONEY
SHOOT THE DOG THAT'S AN ORDER
PULL YOUR FUCKING COCK OUT AND GIVE ME MY MONEY
SHOOT THE DOG THAT'S AN ORDER
Track Name: Microwave
KEEP THE CUNTS TALKING WHILE I PUT THE HARD DRIVE IN THE MICROWAVE
KEEP THE CUNTS TALKING WHILE I FRY THAT BITCH IN THE MICROWAVE
Track Name: Circuit Board Rammed Up My Arse
FUCK! WHY'VE I GOT A CIRCUIT BOARD RAMMED UP MY ARSE?
IT'S A SYMBOL OF CHAOS, A SYMBOL OF FUTURE!
FUCK! WHY'VE I GOT A CIRCUIT BOARD RAMMED UP MY ARSE?
IT'S A SYMBOL OF PURITY, A SYMBOL OF NOW!
FUCK! WHY'VE I GOT A CIRCUIT BOARD RAMMED UP MY ARSE?
IT'S A SYMBOL OF STRENGTH, A SYMBOL OF POWER!
FUCK! WHY'VE I GOT A CIRCUIT BOARD RAMMED UP MY ARSE?
IT'S A SYMBOL OF NOTHING, A SYMBOL OF SHIT!

BASTARD ARMY ON A PILL
DRINKING VODKA OUT OF A MUG
TALKING SHIT AND EATING CHIPS
PLAYING DOUBLE FUCKING DRAGON
Track Name: 90s Sports Coupé
NO FUCKS ARE IMPLIED OR GIVEN
YOUR DAY JOB IS A MODERN PRISON

BREAKBEAT'S EYES ARE BLACKENED
HE'LL BRING THIS BASTARD DOWN
WOMEN AND CHILDREN ARE FIRST TO GO
HIS LEVEL OF CARE IS FUCKING ZERO

JUST FUCKING DO IT
STOP MESSING ABOUT LIKE A CUNT
MEANS NOTHING OF VALUE TO YOU AND ME
TRANS PENNINE EXPRESS INTO A CHILDREN'S NURSERY

AND THEN WE SAW OUR ANGEL OF DEATH
DRIVING A 90'S SPORTS COUPE
IT WAS A BURNS VICTIM IN A DRESS
DRIVING A 90'S SPORTS COUPE
Track Name: Warrior Face
WE WERE WOKEN UP EARLY BY AN AMBULANCE OFFENSIVE
I WAS COVERED IN BLOOD IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A MAN
A WIRE EATING PARAPLEGIC ROBOT ABRASIVE
I WAS COVERED IN BLOOD IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A MAN

SHOW US YOUR WARRIOR FACE

SMASHING STRONGBOWS IN THE BONUS ROUND
I WAS COVERED IN BLOOD IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A MAN
GRIND YOUR TEETH, RECONSIDER YOUR VALUES
I WAS COVERED IN BLOOD IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A MAN

CALIBRATED HYDRAULIC VEGETATION
I WAS COVERED IN BLOOD IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A MAN
WE ARE STUDENTS OF OUR MISFORTUNE
I WAS COVERED IN BLOOD IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A MAN

SHOW US YOUR WARRIOR FACE
Track Name: Just Fucking
NO MAN ON THE MOON
NO CLEANING THE STAIRS
NO WALKING THE DOG
JUST FUCKING

NO GROWING A BEARD
NO TICKLING A CHILD
NO PLANNING A ROBBERY
JUST FUCKING

NO CILLIT BANG
NO BARRY SCOTT
NO PAINTING A CUPBOARD
JUST FUCKING

NO YULETIDE GREETINGS
NO MARTIN CLUNES
NO NINJA GAIDEN
JUST FUCKING

NO SHIT IN THE GRASS
NO MATS IN THE CAR
NO SWASTIKA
JUST FUCKING

NO DIGGING A GRAVE
NO PASSING A STOOL
NO SELF SERVICE TILLS
JUST FUCKING

NO GOODBYE LENIN
NO TOP 40 HITS
NO NEEDING A SHIT
JUST FUCKING

NO BOMBING JAPAN
NO CARRIER OF AIDS
NO DANI GRAVES
JUST FUCKING

NO SPOON IN YOUR TEA
NO WINTER OF FEAR
NO WEIRD CHEESE KNIFE
JUST FUCKING

NO PROBABLE CAUSE
NO FORD CAPRI
NO FARMYARD PORN
JUST FUCKING

NO GLASS TO THE FACE
NO 3 PIECE SUITE
NO 30 DAY GUARANTEE
JUST FUCKING

NO MURDERING A DOG
NO RAASING A CLAART
NO HIDING AN IMMIGRANT
JUST FUCKING
Track Name: Shit and Fire
EVERYTHING YOU EVER LOVED IS SWALLOWED UP
IN A RIVER OF SHIT AND FIRE
Track Name: Turbofuck
YOU GET HOME AT NIGHT AND YOU'RE FEELING PRETTY BLUE
WALK INTO THE BATHROOM AND YOU HAVE YOUR EVENING POO
STUMBLE TO THE KITCHEN THROUGH A HAZE OF BROWN AND WHITE
SUDDENLY YOU REALISE THAT YOU FORGOT TO WIPE

IT'S A ONE WIPE SITUATION
YOU'VE GOT SHIT ALL ON YOUR BALLS
IT'S A ONE WIPE SITUATION
THERE'S SEMEN ON THE WALLS

TURBOFUCK, IT'S A TURBOFUCK
IT'S THE DRINK THAT MAKES YOU WANT TO CUT YOUR FUCKING KNOB OFF
TURBOFUCK, IT'S A TURBOFUCK
YOU WILL DRIVE YOUR CAR AND CRASH INTO A LAMPPOST
TURBOFUCK, IT'S A TURBOFUCK
WHY NOT GET A SPADE AND KILL SOMEBODY'S CHILDREN
TURBOFUCK, IT'S A TURBOFUCK
LET'S GO KICK SOME SAND INTO AN OLD WOMANS VAGINA

DRINK MORE NOW

PUT SOME SEMEN IN A PINT GLASS
ADD A FUCKING OXO CUBE
MASH YOUR FACE INTO A BRICK
ADD A MASSIVE CLUMP OF PUBES

DON'T GIVE IT TO CHILDREN
DON'T GIVE IT TO YOUR FRIENDS
DON'T GIVE IT TO YOURSELF BECAUSE
IT WILL GIVE YOU AIDS

IT'S 7PM NOW AND THERES NOTHING LEFT TO DRINK
A HOOKER IN THE WARDROBE, VOMIT IN THE SINK
THE BODY IN THE BATH IS REALLY STARTING TO STINK
A BOTTLE IN THE CORNER GIVES YOU A WINK

YOU CAN'T ORDER IT IN BARS
YOU WON'T FIND IT IN THE SHOPS
IT WILL MAKE YOUR BOWEL GROW HAIR
AND DO LOTS OF BLOODY PLOPS