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Turbofuck

from Dripping Gash by Petrol Bastard

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YOU GET HOME AT NIGHT AND YOU'RE FEELING PRETTY BLUE
WALK INTO THE BATHROOM AND YOU HAVE YOUR EVENING POO
STUMBLE TO THE KITCHEN THROUGH A HAZE OF BROWN AND WHITE
SUDDENLY YOU REALISE THAT YOU FORGOT TO WIPE

IT'S A ONE WIPE SITUATION
YOU'VE GOT SHIT ALL ON YOUR BALLS
IT'S A ONE WIPE SITUATION
THERE'S SEMEN ON THE WALLS

TURBOFUCK, IT'S A TURBOFUCK
IT'S THE DRINK THAT MAKES YOU WANT TO CUT YOUR FUCKING KNOB OFF
TURBOFUCK, IT'S A TURBOFUCK
YOU WILL DRIVE YOUR CAR AND CRASH INTO A LAMPPOST
TURBOFUCK, IT'S A TURBOFUCK
WHY NOT GET A SPADE AND KILL SOMEBODY'S CHILDREN
TURBOFUCK, IT'S A TURBOFUCK
LET'S GO KICK SOME SAND INTO AN OLD WOMANS VAGINA

DRINK MORE NOW

PUT SOME SEMEN IN A PINT GLASS
ADD A FUCKING OXO CUBE
MASH YOUR FACE INTO A BRICK
ADD A MASSIVE CLUMP OF PUBES

DON'T GIVE IT TO CHILDREN
DON'T GIVE IT TO YOUR FRIENDS
DON'T GIVE IT TO YOURSELF BECAUSE
IT WILL GIVE YOU AIDS

IT'S 7PM NOW AND THERES NOTHING LEFT TO DRINK
A HOOKER IN THE WARDROBE, VOMIT IN THE SINK
THE BODY IN THE BATH IS REALLY STARTING TO STINK
A BOTTLE IN THE CORNER GIVES YOU A WINK

YOU CAN'T ORDER IT IN BARS
YOU WON'T FIND IT IN THE SHOPS
IT WILL MAKE YOUR BOWEL GROW HAIR
AND DO LOTS OF BLOODY PLOPS

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from Dripping Gash, released December 4, 2012

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