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Dripping Gash

by Petrol Bastard

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PULL YOUR FUCKING COCK OUT AND GIVE ME MY MONEY SHOOT THE DOG THAT'S AN ORDER PULL YOUR FUCKING COCK OUT AND GIVE ME MY MONEY SHOOT THE DOG THAT'S AN ORDER
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Microwave 02:17
KEEP THE CUNTS TALKING WHILE I PUT THE HARD DRIVE IN THE MICROWAVE KEEP THE CUNTS TALKING WHILE I FRY THAT BITCH IN THE MICROWAVE
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FUCK! WHY'VE I GOT A CIRCUIT BOARD RAMMED UP MY ARSE? IT'S A SYMBOL OF CHAOS, A SYMBOL OF FUTURE! FUCK! WHY'VE I GOT A CIRCUIT BOARD RAMMED UP MY ARSE? IT'S A SYMBOL OF PURITY, A SYMBOL OF NOW! FUCK! WHY'VE I GOT A CIRCUIT BOARD RAMMED UP MY ARSE? IT'S A SYMBOL OF STRENGTH, A SYMBOL OF POWER! FUCK! WHY'VE I GOT A CIRCUIT BOARD RAMMED UP MY ARSE? IT'S A SYMBOL OF NOTHING, A SYMBOL OF SHIT! BASTARD ARMY ON A PILL DRINKING VODKA OUT OF A MUG TALKING SHIT AND EATING CHIPS PLAYING DOUBLE FUCKING DRAGON
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NO FUCKS ARE IMPLIED OR GIVEN YOUR DAY JOB IS A MODERN PRISON BREAKBEAT'S EYES ARE BLACKENED HE'LL BRING THIS BASTARD DOWN WOMEN AND CHILDREN ARE FIRST TO GO HIS LEVEL OF CARE IS FUCKING ZERO JUST FUCKING DO IT STOP MESSING ABOUT LIKE A CUNT MEANS NOTHING OF VALUE TO YOU AND ME TRANS PENNINE EXPRESS INTO A CHILDREN'S NURSERY AND THEN WE SAW OUR ANGEL OF DEATH DRIVING A 90'S SPORTS COUPE IT WAS A BURNS VICTIM IN A DRESS DRIVING A 90'S SPORTS COUPE
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Warrior Face 03:01
WE WERE WOKEN UP EARLY BY AN AMBULANCE OFFENSIVE I WAS COVERED IN BLOOD IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A MAN A WIRE EATING PARAPLEGIC ROBOT ABRASIVE I WAS COVERED IN BLOOD IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A MAN SHOW US YOUR WARRIOR FACE SMASHING STRONGBOWS IN THE BONUS ROUND I WAS COVERED IN BLOOD IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A MAN GRIND YOUR TEETH, RECONSIDER YOUR VALUES I WAS COVERED IN BLOOD IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A MAN CALIBRATED HYDRAULIC VEGETATION I WAS COVERED IN BLOOD IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A MAN WE ARE STUDENTS OF OUR MISFORTUNE I WAS COVERED IN BLOOD IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A MAN SHOW US YOUR WARRIOR FACE
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Just Fucking 02:25
NO MAN ON THE MOON NO CLEANING THE STAIRS NO WALKING THE DOG JUST FUCKING NO GROWING A BEARD NO TICKLING A CHILD NO PLANNING A ROBBERY JUST FUCKING NO CILLIT BANG NO BARRY SCOTT NO PAINTING A CUPBOARD JUST FUCKING NO YULETIDE GREETINGS NO MARTIN CLUNES NO NINJA GAIDEN JUST FUCKING NO SHIT IN THE GRASS NO MATS IN THE CAR NO SWASTIKA JUST FUCKING NO DIGGING A GRAVE NO PASSING A STOOL NO SELF SERVICE TILLS JUST FUCKING NO GOODBYE LENIN NO TOP 40 HITS NO NEEDING A SHIT JUST FUCKING NO BOMBING JAPAN NO CARRIER OF AIDS NO DANI GRAVES JUST FUCKING NO SPOON IN YOUR TEA NO WINTER OF FEAR NO WEIRD CHEESE KNIFE JUST FUCKING NO PROBABLE CAUSE NO FORD CAPRI NO FARMYARD PORN JUST FUCKING NO GLASS TO THE FACE NO 3 PIECE SUITE NO 30 DAY GUARANTEE JUST FUCKING NO MURDERING A DOG NO RAASING A CLAART NO HIDING AN IMMIGRANT JUST FUCKING
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EVERYTHING YOU EVER LOVED IS SWALLOWED UP IN A RIVER OF SHIT AND FIRE
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Turbofuck 02:55
YOU GET HOME AT NIGHT AND YOU'RE FEELING PRETTY BLUE WALK INTO THE BATHROOM AND YOU HAVE YOUR EVENING POO STUMBLE TO THE KITCHEN THROUGH A HAZE OF BROWN AND WHITE SUDDENLY YOU REALISE THAT YOU FORGOT TO WIPE IT'S A ONE WIPE SITUATION YOU'VE GOT SHIT ALL ON YOUR BALLS IT'S A ONE WIPE SITUATION THERE'S SEMEN ON THE WALLS TURBOFUCK, IT'S A TURBOFUCK IT'S THE DRINK THAT MAKES YOU WANT TO CUT YOUR FUCKING KNOB OFF TURBOFUCK, IT'S A TURBOFUCK YOU WILL DRIVE YOUR CAR AND CRASH INTO A LAMPPOST TURBOFUCK, IT'S A TURBOFUCK WHY NOT GET A SPADE AND KILL SOMEBODY'S CHILDREN TURBOFUCK, IT'S A TURBOFUCK LET'S GO KICK SOME SAND INTO AN OLD WOMANS VAGINA DRINK MORE NOW PUT SOME SEMEN IN A PINT GLASS ADD A FUCKING OXO CUBE MASH YOUR FACE INTO A BRICK ADD A MASSIVE CLUMP OF PUBES DON'T GIVE IT TO CHILDREN DON'T GIVE IT TO YOUR FRIENDS DON'T GIVE IT TO YOURSELF BECAUSE IT WILL GIVE YOU AIDS IT'S 7PM NOW AND THERES NOTHING LEFT TO DRINK A HOOKER IN THE WARDROBE, VOMIT IN THE SINK THE BODY IN THE BATH IS REALLY STARTING TO STINK A BOTTLE IN THE CORNER GIVES YOU A WINK YOU CAN'T ORDER IT IN BARS YOU WON'T FIND IT IN THE SHOPS IT WILL MAKE YOUR BOWEL GROW HAIR AND DO LOTS OF BLOODY PLOPS

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released December 4, 2012

Written and produced by Petrol Bastard at Bastardworks Studio.

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