Jihad Trombone

by Petrol Bastard

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Worthy Jihad is a a war, a struggle against the non believers.
Once you've sampled all eight tracks of this album, you will be a believer.
You will believe that Petrol Bastard are indeed, fucking shit. Favorite track: Petrol Bastard Are Fucking Shit.
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Dokka Chapman It's nice to see that the band started by scraping the bottom of the barrel with this debut, which coincidentally was what Kurt Cobain was doing when the gun went off. Favorite track: There's Been A Violent Assault On Priory Way.
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released March 15, 2012

Petrol Bastard are:
Jon Tetsuo- Lyric writing, vox
Ben Atomgrinder- Music writing+ production, vox



Booking enquiries: petrolbastard@gmail.com

Produced and mastered at Atomkraft Studio, Leeds by Ben Atomgrinder
Vocals recorded at The Boom Rooms, Huddersfield

Album cover and photography by Ben Atomgrinder

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Petrol Bastard Leeds, UK

Twatty UK techno-punk bullshit!

Bookings: petrolbastard@gmail.com

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Track Name: Daryl's Got A Stoop
VODKA CHUGGING BEAST ROBOT DRINKER
WIRED UP BEAST FALLING ON THE FLOOR
GRUESOME STINKING FIRE PIT OF STOMACH
NOTHING ELSE SHOULD MATTER ANYMORE

DARYL'S GOT A STOOP AND HE'S VERY FUCKING HAPPY

MASTURBATE ON HIS FACE
BURN IT TO THE GROUND
Track Name: Baby In A Binbag
HUMANS WILL CREATE
PISS AND SHIT AND BLOOD
AND STUPID FUCKING HYMNS
IT'S PROPER FUCKING RUBBISH

IT LIVES! OUR CREATION IS ALIVE!

PLAYING IN THE WOODS WE FOUND A BABY IN A BINBAG
TURNED INTO A ROBOT AND WE SENT HIM ON A JIHAD
Track Name: Bitch Better Be A Meat Eater
THAT BITCH BETTER BE A MEAT EATER
THAT BITCH BETTER FUCKING EAT MEAT
Track Name: 10 Years
10 YEARS TO BUILD A FULLY ARMOURED BOSY SUIT THAT DOESN'T EVEN MOTHER-FUCKING WORK
Track Name: There's Been A Violent Assault On Priory Way
THERE'S BEEN A VIOLENT ASSAULT ON PRIORY WAY
A VIOLENT ASSAULT

DICK SUCKS
FOR MARKETING
SHIT STINKS
AND VOMITING
HAEMORRHAGE
WE'RE HAEMORRHAGING
SICK CUNTS
SHIT CUNTS
Track Name: Petrol Bastard Are Fucking Shit
UGLY PROSTITUTES
HUGE FIGHTING ROBOTS
VODKA BRANDY VOMIT
BURNED OUT RUSTY WHEELCHAIR

FURIOUS MASTURBATIONS
PHOTOGRAPHS OF SHIT
AMPUTEE PORNOGRAPHY
TESCO VALUE PRODIGY

WE'RE FUCKING SHIT
FUCKING SHIT
PETROL BASTARD
ARE FUCKING SHIT
Track Name: Vinnie, I Know How You Feel!
VINNIE VINNIE VINNE
I KNOW JUST HOW YOU FEEL BRO!

COME ON

SOME MEN LIVE IN FEAR AND SOME CAN WATCH THE WORLD BURN