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Hey Petrol Bastard

from U R FUK by Petrol Bastard

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Hey Ben
Is it true that you've fucked every girl in Leeds, even the ones with special needs?
Hey Jon
Is it true that you live in a mansion and own a Bugatti, you short-ass fattie?
Hey Ben
Is it true that your hobby is fighting women, and injecting drugs?
Hey Jon
Is it true that you make your cat sniff glue, and you murdered it too?
Hey Ben
Is it true that you gave Terry Wogan a wedgie, because you're so edgy?
Hey Jon
Is it true that you secretly visit gay-bars, and take it up the bottom?
Hey Ben
Is it true that you chased and murdered a junkie, because you are punky?
Hey Jon is it true that you played a gig at a pub, and rubbed the mic on your chub?

Hey Petrol Bastard
Is it true that you bum each other?
Why yes! What's the issue?
Hey Petrol Bastard
is it true that you broke a guy's nose?
That's right- it was mine!
Hey Petrol Bastard
Is it true that you both can't count?
1, 2, 4, errrr...
Hey Petrol Bastard
Is it true that you like long gaps?
.....No

Hey Ben
is it true that you've never washed your jeans, and they're covered in beans?
Hey Jon
Is it true that you once swore at Stephen Fry? What an awesome guy!
Hey Ben
Is it true that you only use keyboard presets, and you have a birth defect?
Hey Jon
Is it true that you swallowed a goldfish whole, and threw up in the bowl?
Hey Ben
Were you arrested in Japan? No- Little China in Liverpool, man!
Hey Jon
Is it true that you've got an olympic sized swimming pool and it's full of poo?
Hey Ben
is it true that you once killed a goose with a hammer?
Yes I smashed it's stupid goose head in...

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from U R FUK, released July 26, 2015

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Petrol Bastard Leeds, UK

Twatty UK techno-punk bullshit!

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