Petrol Bastard bringing you a tale of immortality and morality from the streets of... Batley
Dragging the streets with a belly full of glass
There's nowhere to go we set cars on fire
Bred like a kaiju a proper fucking lad
Fucking work in the street, fucking live in the shadows
Medic
If you die in Batley do you die in real life?
Street Sweeper
If you die in Batley do you die in real life?
We're a union of stink
If you die in Batley do you die in real life?
And KFC wrappers
If you die in Batley do you die in real life?
Right lads, it's time to focus. Time to look forward and fuck all that shite. We reside in a secret bunker, a lab built beneath Batley's Tesco superstore. It's where I brought you when I first found you. You were aborted foetuses, stolen from the medical bins, I nurtured you, developed you, you became the evil twins
Street sweeper, sweep the streets
Fired up on speed and a glass of Buckfast
Have a Happy Meal then we smash the place up
See my brother's a psycho, a proper fucking lad
I stab people called Gavin, people called Gavin
If you die in Batley you don't die in real life boys
You were dead when I found you, you can't die twice boys
credits
from Nice Jacket Dickhead,
released August 21, 2014
Spoken words voiced by jason Doghouse, formerly of Sicknote.
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It's hard to pick a favourite track. This is the only album i have so far deemed as "perfect", where every track, even the intro, is just a masterpiece in its own right. From the hard hitting Perturbator's Theme to the emotional title track, its 68 minutes of perfection. 10/10. connivingkhajiit
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